Job Hunting

Since 80% of the Dude Ranch is currently unemployed or hates their jobs, Cole's been holding Open Resume Workshops and giving some inspirational pep talks nightly from the kitchen sofa corner.

"Repeat after me!" he shouts, jovially, "YOU ARE A MONEY MAGNET!"


His most life-changing advice is "BE AGGRESSIVE! YOU ARE THE MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE FOR THAT JOB! what do you say? YOU ARE A MONEY MAGNET!"

David Cook and I both revised our resumes under his stern over-the-shoulder direction, so now we're pumped full of Arial Narrow right-centered resumes and ready to apply for some gainful barista and yard work employment opportunities.

"I'm a wildcat!"

posted by sarah